I love when people shut the fuck up
Who says living with women who are on their periods is terrible? I live with two women and I’m fine. The trick is lots of Oreos and Chips Ahoy.
Did you know that periods make women hornier?
You realize I’m only going to use this information for evil?
Period sex is rad
^ as a girl on her period, that statement on saying it makes you more horny. so fucking true.
What’s the difference between a Nazi Punk and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Hannah take off your shirt. I’d hate for you to get paint on you Led Zepplin shirt.
huh, that makes sense
let me just-
wait a second
maKE IT STOP
hello darkness my old friend
sWEE T MERCIFUL HEAVENS MAK E IT STO P